Singular for the criminal activity of playing solitaire, Whitey Bulger caught in act, and this one's a doozy: Carr

This could be the last humiliation for Whitey Bulger, if the last charge on his seven-decades-long rap sheet turns to be...shaking hands with the unemployed.

Thirty days in the hole. Singular, for the criminal offense of playing solitaire. This occurred in a penal organization get it, penal, sounds like...oh, never mind. Whitey took the charges versus him to a hearing, but he couldn't beat the please, someone stop me here.

According to the Bureau of Prisons, the archfiend was caught in the act at 3 by a prison guard who caught him red-handed. Like a kid back in the old days captured in his bed room with a flashlight and a copy of a National Geographic including a huge spread on the native girls of New Guinea, Whitey rejected all. The only distinction was, he was lying not to his mama, but to The Man.

Right now he's serving time in Sumterville, Fla., and the guard captures him at 3 touching his exposed genitals with his left hand."

The guard ordered him to stop, but regretfully, no discussion was put into the record. Did the CO say, Hands up!" Or, Put it down, Whitey!"

In fact, Whitey asserts the screw screamed, I got you!" In other words, he had not been wanting to cut Whitey any slack. He didn't like the puke, which informs you that Bureau of Prisons # 02182-748 is the very same old Whitey a completely unpleasant SOB. He still believes he's in charge. I imply, in almost any type of institution, you can generally establish, if not a relationship, a minimum of a non-hostile relationship with the people who manage your fate.

Not only can Whitey still not get along with anyone, he's still blaming everyone for his own imperfections. (Did I really say short?) He wasn't...well, you know, he was putting itch powder down there, due to the fact that he 'd developed a yeast infection."

Oh yeah, the old yeast infection story. The hearing officer asked why the light in his cell was on at 3, and Whitey trotted out yet another of his ancient alibis he still has terrible headaches" from taking LSD back in the 1950s while in jail as part of some CIA experiments. He's been using that reason a minimum of as far back as 1994.

One last thing.that guard is worthy of the thanks of the taxpayers. He stopped Whitey...in the act. Hasn't this monster cost us sufficient money at least the guard conserved us the cost of having to purchase him a seeing-eye pet after he went blind.